Looking For A New Job!!

[SonicSiss]

Well this could be the job for you!


MI5 are ready to recruit people! I KID YOU NOT!!!! I noticed it on the main msn.co.uk page and followed the link and as true as i type this there it was!!!

So if you are a wanna be James Bond! CLICK HERE!!! (http://www.totaljobs.com/editorial/newsevents_joboftheweek/index.shtm)

N E One who happens to apply let us know how you got on!

[Anti-Flag]

If only I was a graduate....


They'd so have me in MI5

[Ruthie]

I wud apply but i'm only 13!

[Shell XxXx]

Is there any Bin Lady jobs going?

If so im deeply intrested in the job

:)

[Ruthie]

oooooooo..thats a good idea! i look around for ya!

[Shell XxXx]

OMG! would u plzzzzz, i would be so gr8tful! Cause i would 2 do a college course on become a Bin lady, but 4 sum ODD reason they dont do courses 4 it :(

But thanx ruthie :D

[Ruthie]

oh! www.binlady.com....thats prob a porn site or summin but hey its worth a try!

[Shell XxXx]

LOL well i'd rather not thanx m8 but i will ask the Bin Men on wednesday wen they cum 2 clean my bin, they may offer me a job if i use my charm

:p :rolleyes: :D :love:

[Ruthie]

The bin men neva come to my house anymore...prob cos my mum fancies one of them..

[Shell XxXx]

LOL well...wot u do with ur rubbish then? Do you eat it or summing?

but............sum Bin Men look yummy, but i bet they honk of total ****, so wouldnt like 2 get 2 close 2 them!

[screwedlilbunny]

ROFLMAO!

[Anti-Flag]

Why not set your sights high and become a road sweeper?

[Shell XxXx]

OMG Anti plz dont put more career ideas in my head! i will get spoilet 4 bluddy choice!

[screwedlilbunny]

spolet? i think yew meant spoilt :D... be a soap maker lol

[Ruthie]

I know what I'm gunna be, t'is the best job in the world!

A dog poop picker upper!

Yay!

[Chrissy]

im good...i dont poop on the road any more...Shell_XxXx will keep u in business tho Ruthie

[Shell XxXx]

OMG ruthie, dont talk bout dog poo, ur makin me hungry, and if u say the word poo, heidi may bann ya so Sssh!

[Ruthie]

ooo! didn't know...wat ova jobs are there...how about a tramp? do u get paid for being a tramp and eating rich peoples shoes?

[Shell XxXx]

I duno ruthie, but it sound a good idea.

Maybe ruthie me and u could live in one of those skippy caravans or sleeps in tents, and go lookin through bins 4 food, thats sounds so much fun, dont u agree?

[screwedlilbunny]

... yum! :eww:

[Anti-Flag]

Here's an idea for a job!

A loser!

[Shell XxXx]

No Anti...im sure we will leave that job 4 u

[Ruthie]

Anti u've already taken that job...

Only joking, I'm the loser on here...I like ur idea tho Shell..:eww:

[Shell XxXx]

LMAO @ Ruthie, yea we all know that

Glad u like my idea ruthie, b4 we get a caravan we could live in a box, that ok?

[Ruthie]

Yea thats fine..but I only have a show box...big enough?

[Shell XxXx]

Well i only have a match box BUT im sure we will make it big enough, we could go round the bins lookin 4 more

[Ruthie]

thats fine! I've found a pen which we can rite 'Tramp Home' on the box if u want,

[Shell XxXx]

OMG thats a fab idea!!! in this case ppl wont miss us r rubbish or nething. this is gr8 ruthie, our home will be like a palace!!!! better than the queens place!

[Ruthie]

Yep! I found a clean piece of tissue a min ago..which one do u want?

That snot cover one or the clean one?

[Shell XxXx]

I will have the snotty one, so i can use it as a pillow, so wen i get hungry i can get pick the boggies off and eat em, that ok ruthie? yum yum! :D

[Ruthie]

yup! Save some for me tho..

[Ruthie]

why do the thread I reply to always die soon...:(