A-z Of Animals

[SonicSiss]

This should get your imaginations going ;)

Starting at A and going through to Z, tell us where you have had (or might like to have) SEX.

I'll start you off with

Attic
next person's word starts with
B

[fairynuff2]

Bedroom (boring but it had to be said)

[loopylew2k]

Car

[Sweetie]

Dark Room (as in photographers!!, not just a dark room!!)

[screwedlilbunny]

egypt... well yeah

[Sunners]

Umm Forest...

[Shell XxXx]

Garage

[screwedlilbunny]

in a goal? :shock: watch out for my ballllls

[Morph]

Hotel

[Sunners]

Igloo? :D

[Morph]

Inside a cinema ;)

[screwedlilbunny]

jungle

[The Mullet of G]

Kayak :p

[Dusti_man]

Loo :D

Heeey...who shouted George Michael there!

[Shell XxXx]

Moors

[screwedlilbunny]

maths class :shock:

[Dusti_man]

Nex door...

Well...the place is a palace!:DD

[Sweetie]

On top of the washing machine!! :shock:

[screwedlilbunny]

neighbours garden ;)

[screwedlilbunny]

porch

[Dusti_man]

Quiz show!

Preferably a live one ;)

[Sweetie]

Rocking Horse!

[Sunners]

Stairs

[The Mullet of G]

Tent

[Sweetie]

Under the stars... awwwwww

[Dusti_man]

Vatican...

(*don't mind us your holyness*)

[screwedlilbunny]

by a

Waterfall

and Loo is just for sweetie *cough* :p

[Gaffer]

X-ray room???

Well YOU come up with something better for X!)

[Dusti_man]

X-ray booth at an airport...

(they wouldn't let me on the plane after but boy! was it worth it)

[Sunners]

Yacht :fish:

[The Mullet of G]

Zephyr its a car lol :p

[screwedlilbunny]

now what? .. we've run outta letters! :shock:

[Dusti_man]

How about the same only with famous people you'd like to...erm...meet.

Allanis Morrissette! :D

[screwedlilbunny]

brad pitt (i wouldnt wanna meet him... )

[Sweetie]

Cavelera, Max (brazilian men.. mmmmmmmmm)

[Sunners]

Dave Grohl :D:D:D

[Dusti_man]

Demi Moore.:p

[screwedlilbunny]

edward scissor hands .. so what if its a character!

[Sweetie]

Froddo Baggins!

[Dusti_man]

Gina Davis. :love:

[screwedlilbunny]

harry potter.. *pukes* second thoughts

[Sunners]

Indiana Jones :confused:

[screwedlilbunny]

jonathan wilkes :D yeeeeeeaaahh! :love:

[Sunners]

Kurt Cobain :p

[Dusti_man]

Linda Blair! :shock:

[screwedlilbunny]

oooooooooooooooo nice one sunners :D can i share?

[Sunners]

Marilyn Manson :rolleyes:

[Dusti_man]

Nolan Sisters ;)

[Sunners]

Lol

Orlando Bloom :D

[Dusti_man]

Pat Butcher.:shock: :shock: :shock:

[screwedlilbunny]

queer guys?

[Dusti_man]

Ricky Lake.

(sorry but I had to post something to stop anyone putting Ronan Keating next...)

[screwedlilbunny]

ewwwwwwwwww ronan :eww:

[Alice]

Spencer....the one who was on Big Brother!:D

[Sunners]

Tony Blair :shock:

[Dusti_man]

Uma Thurman (in an afro wig):afro:

[Sunners]

Vin Diesel :D

[screwedlilbunny]

will young?? :eww:

[Dusti_man]

Xena ~ mighty warrior princess :D

[xxRoGuExx]

X-men ( preferably Cyclops aka Scott ) :D

[screwedlilbunny]

yoda... ohh yeah.. all that sex appeal!! MMMMMMM! :D

[Shell XxXx]

How do we play this game? aint been in this one 4 ages? can sum`1 explain, soz if im being thick lol

[Dusti_man]

Zza Zza Gabor. (*shudders*)



Hows about...

Famous people you'd like to viciously beat with a big stick?

Aqua. (all of them)

[screwedlilbunny]

zac hanson.. couldnt resist... well that games now over shell.. a new game is needed!

[screwedlilbunny]

britney *bam bam bam* *screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm* MWUHAHA

[Sunners]

Charlie from Busted

[screwedlilbunny]

dick n dom.. goddam retarded kiddie presenters :S

[Dusti_man]

Enya...

(*wallop*) Lets see y'sing that one off lady!:D

[screwedlilbunny]

freddie p jrn cos hes just an ass :D

[Sunners]

George Bush

[screwedlilbunny]

harry hill.. he does my head in!

[The Mullet of G]

Ian Beale :p

[screwedlilbunny]

jeremy beadle BLERGH!

[The Mullet of G]

Kim Marsh double BLERGH!

[screwedlilbunny]

lol i agree with that one *beats kim marsh just for added fun*.. *BAM... BAM....BAAAAAAAAAAAMMM.... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! !!!!! ...* im calm :D

[Sunners]

Lenny Henry

[Chrissy]

Michael Jackson

Before :afro: After :eww:

[Shell XxXx]

Craig David- h8 that annoying heap of crap!

[Chrissy]

Nicole Kidman (It was supposed to of been ME and Robbie!) :p

[Sunners]

Osama Bin Laden :shock:

[Sunners]

A-Z Shell like in order :D

[xxRoGuExx]

Postman Pat

[Chrissy]

the Queen :head:

[Sunners]

Ronan Keating

[Dusti_man]

Slade. All of em...

Man there jus wouldn't be a stick big enough n splintery enough fir that job!

[Chrissy]

The Telletubies!! :mad: And that hoover should also DIE!!

[screwedlilbunny]

ugo... so hes not famous but hes a dodgy character from my school *BAM*

[Chrissy]

Victoria Beckham (It was supposed to of been ME and David!) :p

[Sunners]

Will Young

[screwedlilbunny]

Xena shes a brute... sorry to whoever wanted to poke her

[Dusti_man]

;) S'okay...I went off her now. She'd a crushed me like a screaming grape anyhow!

Yahoo Serious.

He's due a bit of vicious sticking if y'ask me...

[screwedlilbunny]

zac hanson... hes a prat :D

[Simon_MG_FAN]

Yahoo Serious????/ what the....

[Dusti_man]

Mr Serious was the irritating australlian [CENSORED] out of the Young Einstein film.

I'd be givin him the stick good if I had a chance.:p

What will we do now? No letters left... :sad:

[xxRoGuExx]

Okay people you would most want to sue the pants off for being such a sad act in the music industry..?! I'll start..

Aaron Carter ( although he's cute'ish' he does c*** music )

[Sunners]

Britney grrrrrr

[Dusti_man]

Cher...

ugh...I feel dirty even sayin th' name :rolleyes:

[xxRoGuExx]

Drifters ( well nto reallyb ut cant think of another group beginning with D) Hmm how aobut Danii Minogue..Okay ama go wit

Danii Minogue.. :D

[Dusti_man]

Well I've already had Enya with the big stick so I guess....

Erasure!

For the crime of not retiring years ago and thereby punishing us with year after year of drab pop dittys.

[Sunners]

Frankie Goes to Hollywood I spose....

[Dusti_man]

Well there's only one real contender...

Gary Glitter.

[Sunners]

Lol eeeeek

H & Claire :fight:

[Dusti_man]

Ike Turner. :afro:

(the tone-deaf wife-beating husband of Tina Turner)


[*Post of historical interest. This is where Dustin reached 700 posts on CBFboards in his valient attempt to secure a place in the Saddo corner.*]

[Sunners]

Jon Bon Jovi :fight:

[Dusti_man]

Kajagoogoo = :eww:

[Sunners]

Liberty X :fight: the lot of ya get outta here!

[Dusti_man]

The sweaty rock slug himself...

Meatloaf.

[Sunners]

Eugh

N Sync :fight:

[Dusti_man]

Osmonds :rolleyes:

For the crime of being the first real boyband.

[Sunners]

Peter Andre :shock: think we've taken over this one Dustin :fight:

[Dusti_man]

True! But at least we's doin it justice :D

Queen!

:o ~"oooooo weee are th' chaaaampions"

No Freddy! You're not...

[Sunners]

Roxette :fight:

[Dusti_man]

Faffy ole S club faffing seven...

It's just plain faffery I tell you! :mad:

[Sunners]

Take That :fight: and that!

[Dusti_man]

Ultravox (aka roxy music)

For letting Brian (vibro throat) Ferry sing!

[Sunners]

Vengaboys :fight: raaaaaarrrrrr

[Dusti_man]

Westlife

For being Westlife.

(*thanks god that he didn't get X*)

[Sunners]

Xzibit :fight: hes a rapper... good enuff reason for me :D

[Dusti_man]

Yazoo.

For being wonder pants...

[Sunners]

ZZ Top :fight:

YaY :thumb: hmmmmmm what next...

[Dusti_man]

Thank heck that's done! :D

I'm off tae bed now but I'll give that list to my solicitor in th' mornin so's we can sue all those heniously terable 'artists'...

Oooooookay...

Hows about kool films you would have liked to star in?

After Hours :p

[Sunners]

Bridget Jones' Diary

[Dusti_man]

Conan the Barbarian.

(*roars and beats his chest*)

[SonicSiss]

Dead Calm

[Dusti_man]

East of Eden.

(or mo likely the Elephant man):rolleyes:

[screwedlilbunny]

Final destination.. meh

[Sunners]

Godzilla :D

[Dusti_man]

Halloween...

(*hunts in the garage for his hockey mask*)

[Sunners]

Indiana Jones

[Dusti_man]

Jabberwokki...:shock:

[screwedlilbunny]

king kong ..guess who i'd be.. the fat ugly hair one

[Dusti_man]

Leon.

I'd do th' Gary Oldman bit :p

Awww Bunny! You are neither fat or ugly.:D

[Dusti_man]

Okay okay...

And you're not hairy either :p

[screwedlilbunny]

matrix mmmmmmmm keanu reeves mmmm so im hairy then!!?? oh i forgot i am a rabbit :rolleyes: .. aww matrix reminds me of someone :(

[Dusti_man]

Near Dark :shock:

[screwedlilbunny]

ostrich farm schinanigans.. oh.. am i the only one thats heard of that.. (its not real.. is it??)

[Dusti_man]

:shock: How did you find out about the Ostrich Farm film???

I...I was young...I needed the money

They said they wer gonna make me a star! :sad:

[screwedlilbunny]

:shock: :shock: :shock: ... some dodgy guy put it in my bag it was only 1p!! :shock: .. those poor ostriches!! :(

[Dusti_man]

The Ossies were okay. Most of them went on to have short but eventful careers in the gogo dancing scene.

But I can't ever show my face in public again!

umm...he did't happen to sell you one called 'The Pelicans Briefs' did he?

(*whistles and tries to look innocent*) :rolleyes:

[Sunners]

Pretty Woman

[xxRoGuExx]

Quest ( well its actually the Galaxy Quest!! but you wil llet me off this oen time wont ya..?! PLEASE?! )

[Chrissy]

Return To Oz!!

And Im adding Pete's Dragon for the 'P' coz I was waitin 4 'P' to come up and missed it :( Pete's Dragon is THE BEST film EVER!! :p :D

[Sunners]

Aww sorry Chrissy :p

Shrek

[screwedlilbunny]

turner and hooch awwww doggie :D

[Dusti_man]

Uncle Buck :D

[Dusti_man]

awwww...nice dragon.

(*gathers the group round Darius style*)

:o ~All together now ! Puff the magic draaaaagon lived by the sea...

[Sunners]

Lmao :D

Vendetta

[Dusti_man]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory :D

[Sunners]

X-Men

[Chrissy]

The closest film I can think of is The mask of Zoro...

Anywhoo How About A-Z Of Animals...

A = Ant

[ikkle_aimee]

B- bear

[screwedlilbunny]

C- camel

[Ruthie]

D - Duck

[Alice]

E - elephant

[xxRoGuExx]

F - Frog

[fairynuff2]

G - Giraffe

[screwedlilbunny]

H- Hermit crab

[SonicSiss]

I - indian elephant

[Chrissy]

J - Jaguar

[screwedlilbunny]

K- Kangaroo *bounce* :blob:

[xxRoGuExx]

Llama

[Sunners]

Monkeeeeey

[screwedlilbunny]

newt

[Sunners]

Ostrich

[SonicSiss]

Peacock

[kat]

Quokka

A small wallaby that eats plants. :D

[SonicSiss]

RABBIT