The law!

[Morph]

Thought y'all might like this. (http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html)

[Sweetie]

RISKY
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £5000

:shock: :eww:

[screwedlilbunny]

Years in prison: 39 Potential fine: £2000 :D

[SonicSiss]

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £0

[Sunners]

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000

[Alice]

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

yay! i think...

[MOOEY65]

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

IS DAT GOOD OR NOT

[Sunners]

Yup v good Mooey :p

[MOOEY65]

thx god LOL:D

[Morph]

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £2000

[screwedlilbunny]

does this make me the worst?? :confused:

[Shell XxXx]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

Im an Angel really, i new it :p

[Chrissy]

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

[Ruthie]

ha! I'm good...

:(
Angel
Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: 0
but when I do it again... I get

Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

lmao!

[screwedlilbunny]

did you say yes to all the q's on the second one?? :p

[xxRoGuExx]

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0


Have they got the right person..???? :confused:

[Dusti_man]

:shock: Oops!

Years in prison: 40 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

(*turns off all the lights and hides from th' law*)

[screwedlilbunny]

oooooooo naughty naughty dusti! but you knocked me off the bad top spot! :shock:

[Dusti_man]

I should be proud y'know? But it seems like such a hollow victory...

(*stuffs a lorry full of VCRs under his bed*)

[screwedlilbunny]

LMAO! *hands dusti VCR*.. keep it im happy with meh DVD :p.. damnit most my good old filmies are on tape.. oh well!

[The Mullet of G]

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

pffffft that things just making it up I aint that bad :o somebody better call my lawyer, as I used my one phone call to phone the speaking clock.........well it seemed like a good plan at the time :p

[SophiekinZ]

Years in prison: 50 Potential fine: £2000

[Gaffer]

oh aye... that thing...

I finks i remembers me gettin a bloody 60year sentance but no fines.... how dus that work? :S:confused: