The Gentlemens Room

[Morph]

If sonic can do it, so can we! ;)

[Flûmplê]

Oeer BITE BITE, Get ya self's out!!

[Dusti_man]

(*flops in a comfy armchair, cracks open a beer and does a WONDER burp*)

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah! This th' life...

[Morph]

That's better, got rid of the women! *Cracks open a cold 'un and lets one rip* Ahhh, good @rse!

[screwedlilbunny]

a message from anti

" tell em they're all F***ers" ... dont shoot the messenger :p .. well i'll leave you in peace toooodles!

[SophiekinZ]

a menz room? doesnt sound rite, im outa here !!!!

[Dusti_man]

(*flings his empty can at the door*)

Oh man! What can we do to keep those wimmin outta here!...

[screwedlilbunny]

lol dusti hes over here visiting me :p

[Dusti_man]

Aye that was th' bedroom! You wer s'posed to climb up the wall and in the window...:rolleyes:

The Menz room is sacred it's like...it's like

...umm...

(*grabs Shell and runs*)

[Shell XxXx]

*grabs dusti and runs into the basement 2 hide there with him* :love:

[Dusti_man]

:o ~'Wooohoooooo!' :D


(*suddnly ceases caring about the menz room*)

[Morph]

Originally posted by screwedlilbunny
a message from anti

" tell em they're all F***ers" ... dont shoot the messenger :p .. well i'll leave you in peace toooodles!

What, he aint big enough to tell us himself? ;)

[LadyEarl]

I like the mens room...can't I come and drink beer with you??? Pleeaaassee?

I'll even burp and everything!!!

[Ruthie]

*nicks a beer can and runs off*

Mwuahaha..

[Alice]

*takes the beer can off ruthie and tells her shes too young!*

[screwedlilbunny]

Originally posted by screwedlilbunny
lol dusti hes over here visiting me :p

uh huh.. read up dusti :p

[Anti-Flag]

This room sucks....

I woulda told y'all to your faces but I've been in hotel room in London all weekend....

But Gatwick Airport has the internet! Its like some kind of space age shuttle port... really it is I could cry! Honest!

Pity its such a pants connection, kinda takes the sheen off things... I want back to my broadband!!! Oh well... only 5 more hours and I'll be back in that super duper dream wonderland we all like to call Belfast...

Toodles!!

[Morph]

Originally posted by Anti-Flag
This room sucks....

I woulda told y'all to your faces but I've been in hotel room in London all weekend....

Make a better one then :p

[Anti-Flag]

Well... you could have at least called it The Gentlemens Room and without the dodgy l33t spelling :p

But yeah... good job...

[Morph]

Just for you Anti ;)

[Anti-Flag]

Now thats Snappy!

Fit for even the classiest gentleman from old Westminster!

[Morph]

Hmmm...but what about Ben, you reckon he's classy enough?

[Anti-Flag]

I've seen the guy wearing a bowler hat so Yeah! Its all good

Mind you, now that I think about it he wasnt wearing much else...

[Morph]

Thanks for that very scary mental image......I may be scarred for life now. :shock:

[screwedlilbunny]

gentlemens room... *looks*... riiight :p

[Dusti_man]

Heeeeeeeeeeey!!!

I aint no gentleman!:(

Does this mean I can't sit in front of the TV in my boxers with a knotted hanky on my head anymore???

[franbeec]

I wander y it smells in ere?!

[Morph]

Originally posted by Dusti_man
Heeeeeeeeeeey!!!

I aint no gentleman!:(

Does this mean I can't sit in front of the TV in my boxers with a knotted hanky on my head anymore???

That sounds gentlemanly to me m8, you go ahead.


Originally posted by franbeec
I wander y it smells in ere?!

Coz I just let one rrrrrrrip! Anyone got a match? ;)

[franbeec]

u don't need 2 let 1 rip 4 it 2 smell in a men's room! rofl! :p

[screwedlilbunny]

no need to wonder.. they're guys they stink naturally!

[xxRoGuExx]

*sticks head round the door and notices Bunny's purple chair which the guys stole, goesover to chair and whips it from under Andy's backside and jets to teh door and down the hall to the left, right, centre tot he Ladeeeez Room :D *

[screwedlilbunny]

lol thankpoo nommers but that was my spare chair! and dusti i found sticky patches on my chair what you and andy been up to!!? :shock: :shock:

[Morph]

OI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[xxRoGuExx]

Right i have to change his comment!! Well Bunners i think you should look in the direction of Andy and the dirty pics :D

[Morph]

Let me reiterate......

OI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[screwedlilbunny]

yeah yeah Andy,, w@nkn ova those filthy pictures again were ya..?1 or were you and Dusti comparing size once hard?

OMG NAOMI! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ROFLMAO! thats a bit erm... yeah.. LOL!

[SophiekinZ]

hey ppl, can i join and have a beer and i will do a fart

[franbeec]

r u sure u wanna get involved in these guy 'bonding' sessions?! lmao

[screwedlilbunny]

sophie! wheres yer manners! gah... so it isnt the guys that stink!!?

[xxRoGuExx]

The guys ALWAYS stink..!!! I think it must jsut be the way they are made..!! Human Stink-Bombs!!!

[Dusti_man]

Originally posted by Andy

OI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I'd jus like to walk yis through that one more time.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



And bunners those patches on yer chair are from where I accidentaly used hairspray instead of spraypaint. If you look closely its in the shape of a big...well lets just say its a familliar shape...

[Morph]

Well said, I couldn't agree more! *Gives Dusti a manly pat on the back*

[Dusti_man]

I think we've made our point! Those wimmin'll think twice before gatecrashin the room to be seen in.

(*celebrates manishly by wrestling a chair like in that scene out of 'Gummo'*)

:rolleyes: God what a film that was...

[Sweetie]

Ya think???
;)

[Morph]

Originally posted by Dusti_man
I think we've made our point! Those wimmin'll think twice before gatecrashin the room to be seen in.

(*celebrates manishly by wrestling a chair like in that scene out of 'Gummo'*)

:rolleyes: God what a film that was...


Erm...what film is that then????

[Dusti_man]

If you've never seen the film Gummo then I envy you :(

If I could somehow erase all memory of it from my mind I surely would.

Not even for the sake of curiosity should you subject yourself to this film!

[Morph]

You do realise you've just made me want to see it even more!

[Dusti_man]

umm...I can promise you'll regret it. :p

Possably to the point of trying to blind yourself lest you should ever see another film as bad...

[xxRoGuExx]

RIGHT..lets settle this once and for all..!! Men OUT, Ladeeeez stay, hence the name the Ladeeeeezz room :D Take all ya belongings..that dont mean you can take us because we are NOT your property, and you may NOT take our furniture either, especially the purple chairs, or else we kill ya!!!

[Dusti_man]

(*searches desperately for a witty reply*)

Oh yeah??

Well you!...umm...

Well that goes DOUBLE fir you too, lady!

[Morph]

Originally posted by xxRoGuExx
RIGHT..lets settle this once and for all..!! Men OUT, Ladeeeez stay, hence the name the Ladeeeeezz room :D Take all ya belongings..that dont mean you can take us because we are NOT your property, and you may NOT take our furniture either, especially the purple chairs, or else we kill ya!!!

Actuallty, this is the Gentlemens room....wrong room dear.....now get out! :P

[Knowlesy]

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[screwedlilbunny]

... like anyone wanted to know that! :rolleyes:

[xxRoGuExx]

Ooops Sorry, i actually MEANT to put that in the Ladeez Room, not the Men's room :s Sowee!!

[Dusti_man]

Rite, I've made a rota for activities we could have in the Gents...

Monday; Drink beer and watch TV.
Tuesday; Drink beer, watch TV .
Wednesday; Beer. TV.
...can you see what I've done here?

The only exception we have is saturday where we all go uptown to drink beer and party.

:cheers:

And we get a 'Mens-Only' sign for the door. Don't get me wrong I love women. I love them...

...often

:p

[Morph]

Originally posted by Dusti_man
.....The only exception we have is saturday where we all go uptown to drink beer and party......

Can we take a TV with us?

[Death Marine]

dont even suggest spending time away from the tv....

[SophiekinZ]

LOL Roguester!!

[xxRoGuExx]

Yeah i know SophiekinZ, i am so stupid!

[Dusti_man]

Originally posted by Andy
Can we take a TV with us?

No need! We'll just patry in bars that have huge tellys like. We may need a battery powered portable for the bus tho...:p

[Death Marine]

dont forget for the long, agonizing 2 minute walk from the bus to the bar!

[Dusti_man]

How about we club together and buy a Scooby Doo style camper van complete with portable TV and minibar?

That way we could simply pull up outside a bar and run inside to get the pints...

Could be done in the space of an ad break if we practised a little.

[Ruthie]

If u ain't taking the TV can I have it?

[xxRoGuExx]

Dusti that's a brilliant idea! i want to be the red-head :D Hmm, okay i will get all the pints in cus i don't care if i miss anythign on tv, i hardly watch it anymore!!!

[screwedlilbunny]

nommers.. its the guy room.. its a guy thing.. they dont want us girlies! like us gals goin shopping and we dont want boys..

[Death Marine]

thats the idea of a guys room yeah...

[xxRoGuExx]

:( i was just sayin it was a good idea, but can' we at least hang out SOMETIMES?!

[Dusti_man]

I say if Rogue wants to drive the boys around in the Men-Mobile and fetch the pints from the bar then she can hang out anytime! :D

As a matter of fact I even went out and bought a skimpy nurses outfit in the event of something like this happening...

[Morph]

PLEASE tell that uniform isn't for you! (Or me for that matter!!)

[Dusti_man]

No no noooo!!!

The skimpy nurses uniform is for our driver and our driver only!

Besides the hat don't suit me :p

[xxRoGuExx]

Hmm i aint no nurse..and i aint wearing the nurse uniform!! i wnt to be like that red-head from Scooby Doo..now i would wear what she is wearing :D and since when has being a driver been associated with a nurse uniform?:confused:

[screwedlilbunny]

you wanna drive, you gotta wear the uniform hahahaha! *walks back to girlies room*

[xxRoGuExx]

Ok i resign as driver if i have to wear that uniform *walks beside Bunners to ladeeez room*

[Dusti_man]

I could take it back and swap it for a skimpy cheerleader outfit if it would make you happier?

all y'gotta do is say the word...

[xxRoGuExx]

NO i don't want a cheerleading uniform i want that red-head's dress from scooby doo as a uniform or else you aint having me!!!

[Dusti_man]

Well allright then but you have to dye yer hair red and we all get to call you Daphnie tho...

[xxRoGuExx]

I dyed my hair red not long ago, but need to dye it again, so i will do that :D and you can call me Daphne if you like, won't bother me!

[Morph]

Can't you be Isla Fisher (Mary Jane) from the film instead? Mmmm....*Drool*

[screwedlilbunny]

shes the pritty one! *mumbles* biatch *mumbles*

[xxRoGuExx]

What isn't daphne the one with the red hair and the purple dress and big boots?! if it aint i want to be teh one with the purple dress and big boots :D

[Death Marine]

yeah thats the one. i think.

[screwedlilbunny]

yeah yer daphne but the isla fisher one is the blonde girl in scooby doo (well dyed blonde not to upstage daphney) :rolleyes:

[Dusti_man]

Okay yer in but if you're gonna do it you gotta do it right.

We'll let you ferry us to the bar this saturday and go in fir th' pints. We'll even pay for em ourselves!

But you have to practise saying things like WOWEE! and ZOIKS! and above all you must possess the ability to stand around looking pretty!

We also have an opening for a Velma if any more girls want onboard?

[Anti-Flag]

And you must be able to say jainkys! too....

[Death Marine]

we need a dog as well....

[xxRoGuExx]

Hmm okay i wnt to be daphne :D JAINKY'S i would hate to be Isla Fisher as she has dyed hair, i hate dyedhair..LOl ( such a hypocrite, i am ) WOWEE i need to get a job, ZOIKS im running low on cash!

[Alice]

lol very convincin Rogue!

[SophiekinZ]

hi, i wanted to see wot is happening in the gentlemen's room!!!!
so wot is everyone going on about???:afro: :eww:

[Death Marine]

read the posts and u might find out :rolleyes:

but basically naomi wants 2 be daphne from scooby doo and drive the men 2 the pub on saturday nights

[screwedlilbunny]

awwwwwwww i wanna be someone.. not velma :p

[xxRoGuExx]

HEHE Bunners, well you aint being moi! You can be velma, or scooby, or scrappy, or that guy that looks after Scooby!!! :D

[Ruthie]

I wudn't mind being Velma, shes smart..

what about Fred?

[xxRoGuExx]

Ok Ruthie you can be Fred! sorry i missed him out, forgot alla bout him! Right i am Daphne, Ruthie is Fred, now we need a Velma, a Scooby-Doo, a Scrappy-Doo and sum1 to bet he boy that looks after Scooby-Doo!!

[Alice]

i wanna be scrappy doo....:D

[screwedlilbunny]

the boy that looks after scooby... dont you people know anything!!?? SHAGGY! ... id rather not be a scooby-doo character tho!..

[Death Marine]

then ya cant come in our wee kool camper thing :p

[Sunners]

Aww can I be Daphne then? I gots the red hairrrrrr =D

[screwedlilbunny]

cant i just wear the nurses uniform? :confused:

[Death Marine]

Originally posted by screwedlilbunny
cant i just wear the nurses uniform? :confused:

oh aye!

[screwedlilbunny]

woooooooooo cool! mwuhaha!

[xxRoGuExx]

NO SUNNERS!!!!! I'm Daphne!!!!! Get a different character!!! :D

[Death Marine]

Velma's still open :D

[Sunners]

:Roll: I'd rather be Shaggy :Roll:

[screwedlilbunny]

lmao! "hey scoob" :p

[Sunners]

Lmao yup =D see if you lot start me watchin Scooby Doo again...

[screwedlilbunny]

i never really like scooby doo my bro loved it.. ahh well. the film sucked anyways :D

[Dusti_man]

Weeeeeeell...

We could use a bad guy maybe?

You'd need to dress up in a hokie disguise in order to frighten people away from your stolen money / illegal mining operation.

Every sunday we can pull off your rubber mask and you get to say the immortal line;

...and I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

[screwedlilbunny]

LMAO! classy part!

[Death Marine]

wasnt it pesky kids?

never mind

[screwedlilbunny]

they did both i think? :confused:

[Death Marine]

dunno its been that long since ive seen an episode

[Gaffer]

*walks in 2 do his "business"... looks around to see girls & boys all silently looking at him... [2 second pause]... runs out with his "stuff" dangling about*

[xxRoGuExx]

LMFAO@Gaffer, *runs after Gaffer to take a look at his stuff!!!

[Sunners]

:shock: *closes her innocent eyes* :o

[xxRoGuExx]

INNOCENT EYES MA PATOOTY!!

LOL@ Sunners, you would be looking and you know it..or you would be grinning at least!! :p

[screwedlilbunny]

:shock: Oh Dear god did you see that maggot biting his... oh.. no.. wait..it is his.... sorry. :p

[Gaffer]

:( honest! it was a cold day! Usually I could look down & think "I could poke some1s eye out from 8inches away" but i had just come in from the cold! :rolleyes:

[The Mullet of G]

lol I think if you look down the only thing you'll be seeing that could have someones eye out from 8 inches is your big toe :p

[Gaffer]

hmm, that way i could say i can look down & poke sum1s eye out 4m like 3feet away... now thats impressive:p

[xxRoGuExx]

Right, this is yet another thread in which i am confused!! You lot keep on babbling about something and then go off into something else and i get lost :(

[The Mullet of G]

pfffft have you lost the ability to read or something Rogue? as thats like the last 100 posts you've declared that your confused, and theres not really been nothing confusing about any of them, I'm now confused lol :p

[xxRoGuExx]

Mullet i can read alright, but seriously you guys go off and say summat but mean summat else and i get lost with what that other thing is :s sorry for being stupid!! :( not my fault, parents fault, their god damn stupid genetic gene pool!!!!!

[The Mullet of G]

lol yup we're a sly bunch indeed, to much speaking between the lines and all that :p but I wouldn't sweat it to much as there is plenty threads on here that have had me confused :D

[xxRoGuExx]

Seeee......i'm not the ONLY one who gets confused..hehe!! Although i might be the ONLY one who gets Confused CONSTANTLY!!!!

[screwedlilbunny]

cant say i get confused that easily, i understand pretty much everything people on here say but that could be because i am a confusing person... now dont say this post is confusing cos it so isnt :p

[Dusti_man]

Eh? :confused:

[screwedlilbunny]

Grrr *kicks dusti* ... aww sowwie didnt mean to kick you :p

[Sunners]

I get confused in chat all the time... but not been confused by anything Nomers has been confused by on here :p wellllll not everyone has an IQ of 136 eh :p

[screwedlilbunny]

lol nahhhh we all have 137

[The Mullet of G]

may I stress at this point that I wasn't confused by what people were saying, more by why they were saying it lol :p

[xxRoGuExx]

Well WOHOO, but i WASNT confused about any of those posts this time!! :D yipee!!!!1

[Dusti_man]

Would you care to extrapolate on the pre-ascribed articulation, Rogue?

[xxRoGuExx]

Dusti-Man before I reply to that, let me go look for the dictionary :p

[Death Marine]

anyway....

[strawburrytart]

You men cant last long without us women. :love:

[Death Marine]

its impossible anyway coz ur all invading the gentlemens room...

[darkwolf]

Nice to see the interesting conversations in here ;)

mind u not nice to ban all females!! as helps with the flow of things guyz :eww:

[sweeti1]

wel wot do boyz realy talk bout wen ur hangin out :shrug:

[Dusti_man]

Industrial agriculture mainly.

...and we sometimes smoke pipes and discuss the finer points of classical music.

Honestly we do! :p

[sweeti1]

[FONT=arial][COLOR=royalblue]you dont [SIZE=4]realy[SIZE=1]talk about that do u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:confused

[sweeti1]

:confused: let me tri dat again. u dont realy talk bout dat!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Expensive_Habit]

Originally posted by Dusti_man
Industrial agriculture mainly.

...and we sometimes smoke pipes and discuss the finer points of classical music.

Honestly we do! :p

Aahhh, the core elements of any conversation..*feels G will have a view on this topic* :p

[The Mullet of G]

bah I was trying not to have a view on it there but the burden of expectation was too great, erm yeah cultivation and pipe smoking are both very important issues to any self respecting bloke, and what better than the listenage of classic tuneage to compliment such worthy pass times :D

[Expensive_Habit]

You're my hero :p *looks at you in awe*

[Alice]

:rolleyes:

[Expensive_Habit]

Originally posted by Alice
:rolleyes:

This is why girls arent allowed in here..They interrupt our male bonding :p

[The Mullet of G]

yup its a guy thang Alice :p

[Alice]

But do ya have to bond by talkin in such a confusin way?? What ever happened to bonding over a good old shopping trip and a gossip...

[The Mullet of G]

pffft shopping trips require you to get up, when I'm enjoying my favourite pass times the furthest I wanna be going is the kitchen for munchies :p

[Neo]

i could just take my laptop in the kitchen to get some munchies then just smoke my pipe and bond with the guys

[Neo]

i could just take my laptop in the kitchen to get some munchies then just smoke my pipe and bond with the guys

[Ballo*]

So does no one use this room anymore the 'ladies room' are beating us in posts CALL OUT THE TROOPS !!!!

[610kirsty610]

We will always Beat You Men No Matter What :P :D :D Cuz Us Ladies Rock :D

[Ben1900]

hmm, i think NOT!! :D

[610kirsty610]

Erm....................I think I Know Us Girls Rock! :P :P We Kick **** :D

[Ben1900]

pfft!! the only thing u'll be kickin is the nearest brick wall, when we beat ya!! :fight: :D

[Jemma]

I shall be with Kirsteh on this one *nods*

[Ben1900]

wot?? u do know us men are way more strong and technologically minded than u are!! :D

[Jemma]

I smell lies !!!!!!!
All men have a one track mind and it certainly aint technology !!!!

[Ben1900]

whatever u say missy, face it, we rule ass!!

[610kirsty610]

Innit Jem Stop Postin in here theyll beat us! wi Posts Posts In the Ladies! Cuz We ROCK! :D :D :D
Besides it smells in here *hold Nose n runs out*

[Ben1900]

that's wot U think.... :fight:

[Ben1900]

* calls for reinforcements, come on men, go forth and kick ass *

get on the frontlines!! :D

[Ben1900]

oh jesus christ, we're losin, damn reinforcements, where are they :confused:

[Jemma]

Talking to yaself is a first sign of madness.......
*runs away back to the laydeeeez room laughing*

[Ben1900]

shut up :mad:

[Ballo*]

Back up has arrived
Oh wait.... were too late
Back to sleep lads :D

[Ben1900]

took ya time didn't ya :D

[Montoya107]

Originally posted by Morph
What, he aint big enough to tell us himself? ;)

dont forget the obligitory farts as well! lol..:D

[TheAnnihilator]

hmm, it's all too weird :D

[Ben1900]

well it's official, this thread has gone down the pan and should be closed :rolleyes:

[Morph]

Never!

[Ben1900]

is it me or are our troops lazy?? :D

[610kirsty610]

Your all god damn lazy..... *nods* See it is true..Us girls ruuuuuuuuuuuuule *bolts*

[Ben1900]

whatever...

[suga_plum]

yehhh kirsty! we doooooooooo :D *nods*

[Ben1900]

oi! get the hell out, NOW! :p :D

[Ziga]

:stupid: Muahahahaha!

Yer... get out Girlies! :p

[Ruthie]

Eurgh.
Stinks in here..

[Ben1900]

get lost then! :p :D

[Ruthie]

Lauri needed to use the toilet tho.. :p

[Ben1900]

Lauri should use the ladies loos :D

[610kirsty610]

¬_¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬ He ISNT a woman...But yeah Ben1900 good point...Cuz OURS are clean unlike urs...Im sick of ya peeing on the seats *Nods*:o :p :rolleyes:

[Ben1900]

* spears Kirsty thru the door, get out n stay out!! * :lol:

* buys a new door and fits it in the space the broken door was in :p :D *

[610kirsty610]

Erm..........Ben1900 one problem...there werent no door there in the first place *Nods And Sniggers*:p

[Ben1900]

i'll let someone else waste their time with this thread, i'm stayin out

[610kirsty610]

*Puts more beer in the fridge*
*Puts some decent tunes on*
*Leaves*

[Ben1900]

*wheels massive speakers & an amp in*

*blasts out metal music so loud it'll kill u if u go near the speakers*

:D :lol: :p

[Gaffer]

*tries 2 walk in & gets blown out again with the music* eeb:shock:

[610kirsty610]

Originally posted by Gaffer
*tries 2 walk in & gets blown out again with the music* eeb:shock:

*Falls to the Ground L H A O*

[TheAnnihilator]

yea, whatever :lol: :p

[Alex]

hmmm wierd thread :p

[TheAnnihilator]

it is indeed weird :D

[Morph]

I think this thread has kinda run it's course now!