I'd really LOVE to wash the Dishes, but...

[BigBoff]

...I have to Rock my Filthy Butt!!! :D

http://www.funflat.com/excuse.html

[Sunners]

Lol....

I'd really love to go to work but... I have to Fight My Deadly Tattoo

Think that excuse would work??

:D

[BigBoff]

I have to 'Drive my Fuzzy Muffin', now..... I'm pretty sure that one would work.... If I was lookin for a slap in the face! :shock:

[Sunners]

Lol I have to 'Paint my Crazy Brother' sounds like fun :D

I have another thingy sorta like this but its a lot more ummm... nasty :D

[screwedlilbunny]

pierce my fuzzy carpet ROFLMAO!!!!:!pmsl: :!pmsl: :lol: :lmao: :!pmsl:

[BigBoff]

Bury my fuzzy weasel...

-Why do I keep gettin the dirty-soundin ones?! :shock:

[SonicSiss]

I have to .... shave my dead donut

[Chrissy]

I have to...

Hide my grumpy sausage :worry:

Pop my salty goldfish :worry:

Examine my sickly wart :worry:

:D

[Sunners]

I'd really love to go to sleep but apparantly I have to.... Pop my Squishy Sausage :rolleyes:

[Sweetie]

It would seem I have to

'Twist my crazy waffle'


Not again! :Roll:

[BigBoff]

Originally posted by SuNsHiNe
I'd really love to go to sleep but apparantly I have to.... Pop my Squishy Sausage :rolleyes:

OK.... Maybe I'm NOT the only one who gets dirty-sounding ones! :shock:

[Sunners]

Lol.. they all sound dirtaaay to me :confused:

I'm currently Watching my Demented Underpants :D

[Alice]

Lol!

I have to......floss my fluffy goldfish :confused:

[Ruthie]

I have to Shuffle my Deadly Pretzel

I have to Eat my Smelly Stomach

I have to Study my Unwieldy Banjo

hmm...the ones I get arn't that funny...

[BigBoff]

I'm now trying to Find my Inbred Inner Child... :Roll:


I KNOW I left it round here SOMEwhere... :confused:

[Sunners]

4:30am and I'm..... Waxing my Hot Yak... hmm! Sounds painful :D

[BigBoff]

4:30AM, and you're playin' with the Random Excuse generator...? :shock:










........We have much in common! :lol: ;)

[Sunners]

Lol :P

6:45am.... I said i was goin to bed 3 hours ago. havent made it yet... currently Piercing my Upset Muffin..... :rolleyes:

[spider-boy]

teach my angry banjo

strum my frozen wallet

walk my slimy mom

skip my fluffy chicken

lol

[Alice]

I'm just about to....

unti my scrappy firetruck

just after I.....

pierce my canadian burrito

[Sunners]

*sigh* I be Swapping my Miserly Stomach at 2:50am... :rolleyes:

[Sunners]

2:25am n I be Punching my Poisonous Butt... as ya do :D

[screwedlilbunny]

Originally posted by SuNsHiNe


I'm currently Watching my Demented Underpants :D

well they did snap lmao!

[BigBoff]

Busy day, today...


First thing, I had to Hipnotize my Frugal Hamster,
Now I'm just gonna Strum my Miserable Scab,
and later, I'm gonna Clean my Groovy Goldfish,
cuddle my new hair :o
Walk my Slimy Mom, :nonono:
And... Ummm... Bury my Crusty Trumpet... :confusion:



-Hope I can say stuff like that without bein banned! :shocked:

[BigBoff]

Oh, and did I mention I have to Floss my Dead Mailman...? :head:

[Ziga]

Well apparantly, i have to,

Spank my fuzzy mom

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:shock: :confused:

[Ziga]

But later on im gonna,

Study my smelly dad:shock:

Water my filthy hair:shock:

Wrestle my canadiam stomach:shock:

Wax my hot wallet

Salvage my sticky grandma:shock:


How come i get all the offensive family ones?

[Gaffer]

A random excuse generator? I dont need that I got plenty of excuses!

So you can just go & floss your dead mailman! :p

[SophiekinZ]

....jump my floppy donkey? gr8! will use dat 1 4 skool! LOL!!!

[SophiekinZ]

an even betta 1 ......... walk my slimey mom!

[kinky kelly]

listen 2 this 1 then

hypnotize my hairy toenails

[SophiekinZ]

LOL Kelly... and dis 1 ... walk my hairy scab

[Ziga]

I forgot to bring my homework today because I was too busy with having too


Floss my Demented Sausage

[Death Marine]

Sorry i have to....

Watch My Grassy Boat
Free My Sunburned Cat
Pay my Demented Mailman

[BigBoff]

Ooh-errr.......


-I've got to Salvage my lumpy underpants, now....... :confused: :eww:

[Sunners]

:D Well before I go have my dinner Im just gonna Stack my Slimy Grandpa

Well someone's gotta do it :rolleyes:

[SophiekinZ]

sorry i have to ...

water my burnt grandma ...

tame my floppy toenails ...

eat my broken inner child ...

punch my missing burrito ...

walk my sneaky monkey ...

cover my frantic pretzel ...

bathe my homesick arm ...

salvage my lumpy underpants ...

twist my fuzzy boat ...

and tame my sickly firtruck :)

[Expensive_Habit]

Well I was gonna play with my blow up doll..

*Cue :afro: man style 'But I got high'*..

Anywho, but I hadda punch my frugal mailman :rolleyes:

[The Mullet of G]

and I'm fairly peckish but before I can eat I've got to paint my new dinner then for an encore I'll disarm my sleepy burrito whilst I bury my deadly underpants :p

[Rich]

Well i cant go out with you this weekend, because on friday night i have to waste my frumpy waffle and on saturday night im going to eat my broken inner-child.

The strange thing is, the second one would definitely work, and they would probably never talk to u again...

[killinmachine10]

I can't go to school beacause I have to find my grumpy sister! And although I don't have a sister this might just work! lol!

Killin' :fight: