SonicSiss
27th August 2003, 09:15 PM
Great News!
A new helpline has been set up for those suffering from mental health problems
It's one of those automatic services that directs you to the service you need
When you call this is what you'll hear....................
Hello and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
Please select the type of assistance that you require and follow the instructions:
If you are compulsive/obsessive, - press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependant - get someone else to press 2 for you.
If you are schitzophrenic - a little voice will tell you which button to push.
If you suffer from multiple personality disorder - press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are manic depressive, - press any button, it won`t matter anyway!
If you are paranoid delusional, - just hang up - we know who you are and we'll get you sooner or later.
A new helpline has been set up for those suffering from mental health problems
It's one of those automatic services that directs you to the service you need
When you call this is what you'll hear....................
Hello and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
Please select the type of assistance that you require and follow the instructions:
If you are compulsive/obsessive, - press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependant - get someone else to press 2 for you.
If you are schitzophrenic - a little voice will tell you which button to push.
If you suffer from multiple personality disorder - press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are manic depressive, - press any button, it won`t matter anyway!
If you are paranoid delusional, - just hang up - we know who you are and we'll get you sooner or later.