Spank the monkey!

[EmilyHadden]

Ok, here's one for u lads out there.......

....tell me how fast you can spank the monkey!

http://www.the-jokes.com/onlinejokes/fun-pages/spankmonkey.php

[Ben]

I spanked the monkey at 294MPH!

[Sweetie]

I spank my monkey faster than Ben :D
298mph.. now that's FAST!

[EmilyHadden]

Oh my god!

I was actually going to write in my post, "ben, i know you're going to enjoy this one!"

I can't believe that u are the first one to reply, that's unreal!

[EmilyHadden]

Originally posted by Sweetie
I spank my monkey faster than Ben :D
287mph.. now that's FAST!

correct me if i'm wrong...but isn't that slower??!

[Sweetie]

(SP) :D

[Ben]

I broke my own record so I had to update it! Took me a few tries, but it's not like I mind!

[EmilyHadden]

ok, ok, so I spanked mine @ 376mph, but I was in a hurry and my my mum was walking up the stairs!

[Ben]

LoL Emily!

Women would probably be able to do it faster than men anyway... I mean... think about it: Ironing, Washing up, vacuuming...

[Ruthie]

*dances*

Oh yeah - 461 mph!

[EmilyHadden]

:o

535mph............................................ .......now beat that!

[Ruthie]

:p 565 mph!

[Alex]

565 too!

[Alice]

Ahh the best I could do was 488 mph

[Chrissy]

540mph :p

[ikkle_aimee]

565 go me go me go meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D :D :D :P :P

[Ruthie]

Mwuahahaha! 570!! I am the Spank Queen :D

[BigBoff]

Well, about 389 seems to be my best...

-I'm thinkin this trackerball wants cleaning...

-My last girlfriend clocked me at well over 1,000 mph spanking her... :shock: ;)

[screwedlilbunny]

sam was playin this game n he was talkin bout it but this is how he started the convo "woaaaaaah i just spanked the monkey at <insert speed here>" i was like WTF? gettin worried! then he explained.. all the same day when my mate had this t-shirt with a monkey n it said its my monkey n i'll spank it as much as i want :D

[Ziga]

626 Mph!!! *does a lil dance*

[Vicas]

Ok... me and my m8 kinda beat all of you...

we got well over 1000mph... and heres the screenshot as proof...

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/f.casambros/Vic/sqiz/sweet%20ass%20skore!(1).JPG

its the same game, just full screen, goto the address dis played if ya dont believe us...

[EmuMan]

460 mph

[Neo]

800 MPH oh yeh *does a dance*

[Flûmplê]

OH MY!!

How can somone do it over 1000 mph!!!

i can't get it over 150

[Flûmplê]

YAYA 300 MPH