08cheekylady
21st January 2005, 07:49 PM
Beer
Beer doesn't mind if you're ugly or fat.
Beer is always there for you.
Beer doesn't mind if you cheat.
You can fancy a beer and not feel guilty.
Beer always gives you satisfaction.
Beer doesn't mind taking the blame for your bad behaviour.
Beer doesn't mind about your bodily functions - in fact! it encourages it.
Beer never complains about you watching the soaps.
Beer doesn't mind how much you spend on clothes.
You can have a laugh with a beer.
You don't expect the head on a beer to have a brain.
You can have 2 or 3 beers a night, and nobody calls you promiscuous.
You don't need to look sexy to pick up a beer.
Beer doesn't mind if you're ugly or fat.
Beer is always there for you.
Beer doesn't mind if you cheat.
You can fancy a beer and not feel guilty.
Beer always gives you satisfaction.
Beer doesn't mind taking the blame for your bad behaviour.
Beer doesn't mind about your bodily functions - in fact! it encourages it.
Beer never complains about you watching the soaps.
Beer doesn't mind how much you spend on clothes.
You can have a laugh with a beer.
You don't expect the head on a beer to have a brain.
You can have 2 or 3 beers a night, and nobody calls you promiscuous.
You don't need to look sexy to pick up a beer.