Can you finish the gag...?

[Flûmplê]

Ok finish this gag, the more creative u r the better, lol.. make me laugh! :p :p

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says I've got some good news and some bad news... <<FINISH>>

RULES: The end of the gag cannot exceed 150 letters!! :D

The best gag gets the approval :D lol.... Make me laugh!!!

[08cheekylady]

.A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says I've got some good news and some bad news...


Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.!