Giles
26th December 2005, 08:54 PM
Truely awful.........
Q. What kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle ?
A. Tarzi pan!
Q. What did her legs say to the lady putting on tights?
A. That's another fine mesh you've got us into!
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit cards!
Q. Why is an elephant grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it where small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. Why did the turkey join the band?
A. Because it had the drumsticks!
Q. What would you get if all the cars in the England were red?
A. A red car'nation'
Q What's worse than a giraffe with a sore thoat?
A A centipede with sore feet!
Q. What kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle ?
A. Tarzi pan!
Q. What did her legs say to the lady putting on tights?
A. That's another fine mesh you've got us into!
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit cards!
Q. Why is an elephant grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it where small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. Why did the turkey join the band?
A. Because it had the drumsticks!
Q. What would you get if all the cars in the England were red?
A. A red car'nation'
Q What's worse than a giraffe with a sore thoat?
A A centipede with sore feet!