08cheekylady
23rd March 2006, 09:37 AM
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the Boys." I told
my Wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the Beers went down way too easy. Around
3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her
"Midnight". She didn't seem cross at all. Whew! Got away with that
one! Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her why?,
she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
sh 1t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee
table and farted."
my Wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the Beers went down way too easy. Around
3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her
"Midnight". She didn't seem cross at all. Whew! Got away with that
one! Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her why?,
she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
sh 1t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee
table and farted."