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dj charlie
11th November 2006, 01:58 PM
what did batman say to robin before he got in the car?
get in the car robin

two elephants fell of a cliff
boom boom


(so stupid but they make you laugh)

08cheekylady
11th November 2006, 03:35 PM
so stupid but they make you laugh:confusion

Laura20
11th November 2006, 07:38 PM
i don't find them funny at all.

newcastler
11th November 2006, 10:46 PM
ben is more of a joke than them.... :P lol only joking ben!!

Ben
12th November 2006, 01:49 AM
ben is more of a joke than them.... :P lol only joking ben!!
Whatever keeps you smiling :p

Pete
12th November 2006, 08:25 PM
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry ;)

newcastler
12th November 2006, 11:57 PM
whats pink and fluffy??

pink fluff

Pete
13th November 2006, 12:06 AM
Burger King:

You know you're a man when you've got a whopper

Morph
13th November 2006, 09:19 AM
Why is an elephant big and grey? because if it was small and white it'd be an aspirin!

Whats big and green and if it falls from a tree will kill you? A snooker table!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you want because it can't hear you!